Hello, everyone! We're the Illuminati, we run literally everything. You've probably heard of us, we're a pretty big deal. You remember that one bad thing that happened that made you question everything you knew about yourself and about life? We did that! We did pretty much everything! We're everywhere! Good stuff, bad stuff, we do it all...as long as it gives us more power. Power is kind of our thing. Absolute, global dominance. That's the name of our game! Actually that's not the name of our game, but this isn't the place for self-promotion, just introductions. So yeah, HI! Sorry about Covid-19, we promise Covid-21 is going to go much more smoothly! We've even given it a minty aftertaste! Enjoy!