If you think you're patient, wait until you hear about the American Heritage collection from Original Grain. Each watch requires over 40 hours of hands-on craftsmanship. That's longer than a Netflix binge session! But don't worry, this isn't some artisanal hipster nonsense. This is quality American craftsmanship that's as robust as a Kentucky bourbon. So, if you're the kind of person who appreciates the finer things in life, like a good single malt or a hand-stitched leather wallet, then this is the watch for you. Tick-tock, time's running out to back this project!